January 14, 2014

Five Huge NHL Moves You’ve Probably Forgotten: Part 2!

Strange moves from NHL history that probably seemed like a good idea at the time.

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Freshman Watch: Who’s Your Favorite Jayhawk?

It’s time for another Freshman Watch. We’re doing this for Celtics fans, who have to watch Kelly Olynyk and Kris Humphries play major minutes over the next few months, and the people in Milwaukee who have to live and die with Brandon Knight three times a week. They need this.

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NBA Overnight: Signs of Life

There’s been a lot of moving, shaking, sulking, benching, tanking, and dunking going on recently. Also, Perry Jones went to Chick-fil-A. Let’s get you all caught up.

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Ken Whisenhunt Rides the NFL Coaching Carousel

The Titans and Whisenhunt seem to play more to each other’s weaknesses than they do to each other’s respective strengths.

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About Last Night: Rock and Chalk

In case you were busy judging a man not by the content of his character but by the angle of his snapback, here’s what you missed in sports on Monday:

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January 13, 2014

I Suck at Football, Week 18: The Barrel-of-Fun Room

A safe space to feel what it feels like to feel those things without it actually mattering.

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Peyton Manning #18 of the Denver Broncos

B.S. Report: Cousin Sal and Gus

Bill Simmons and Cousin Sal guess the lines for Week 20 before discussing the Golden Globes, and then Bill’s buddy Gus joins to talk about the Denver Broncos.

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Marshawn Lynch

Machines Need Fuel, So Give Marshawn His Doughnuts

You didn’t think his day of ass-kicking in Seattle could get any better, but then you saw this picture of Marshawn Lynch on Saturday morning before the Saints game.

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Premier League Pass & Move: Liverpool Smash

Liverpool score five, Newcastle (maybe) get robbed, and Shinji Kagawa gets used the right way (finally).

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Alex Rodriguez

What Alex Rodriguez’s 162-Game Suspension Means for the Yankees, His Future, and More

Alex Rodriguez dominated the weekend headlines, seeing his suspension reduced from 211 games to 162 on Saturday, then serving as Anthony Bosch’s human punching bag on Sunday’s 60 Minutes.

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Claude Noel, head coach of the Winnipeg Jets

The Weekend in Hockey: Scrambled Jets

Each Monday, we’ll wrap up three of the biggest stories from the weekend and how they’ll play into the coming week.

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Penn State coach James Franklin

James Franklin Drops Anchor at Penn State

James Franklin looks like a home-run, slam-dunk, hole-in-one, why-aren’t-there-more-football-based-metaphors-for-this-situation hire to replace Bill O’Brien

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NFL Run & Shootaround: Gods of Carnage

The 49ers are a death machine, Marshawn Lynch is the Beastmaster, Andrew Luck is human, and more revelations from a crazy NFL playoffs weekend.

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Alex Rodriguez

About Last Weekend: A-Rod Won’t Go Away

In case you were busy finally finding out what this whole food truck craze is all about, here’s what you missed in sports last weekend:

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