How Excited Is Samuel L. Jackson for Taken 2?
Very, VERY excited! We just hope he doesn’t squeeze it so hard we have to send Liam Neeson up there to retrieve it from captivity. He leaves a body count.
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Top 10 Recent Samuel L. Jackson Semi-Phonetic Twitter Spellings of “Motherfucker”
Filed Under: Liam Neeson, Samuel L. Jackson, Taken 2, Twitter
Mark Lisanti is an editor at Grantland.
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