Which of the Clooney-Alamuddin Wedding Guests Is Vibing the Most in Their Water Taxi?
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Not Vibing Very Hard
The guy to Clooney’s left, who is probably unhappy Getty Images doesn’t know who he is.
The people whose job it is to clean the water taxis.
I’m-a-Professional-at-Smiling-Through-Any-Situation Vibes
Cindy Crawford, who clearly knows how to pose on a boat.
Bono, who is just excited to give all the guests another free copy of the new U2 album by baking it inside their slices of wedding cake.
Richard Kind, doing promo for his role as the mayor on Gotham!
Getting-on-It’s-a-Small-World Vibes
Matt Damon, Luciana Barroso, Emily Blunt, and John Krasinski have been to this theme park before.
Subtweeting Kimye Through Her Presence
Anna Wintour, Khaleesi!
High Vibe Alert
Random Tourist With Selfie-Taking Device being sly.
George’s father, Nick Clooney, former news anchor and game show host.
Peak Unfettered Vibage
Bill Murray being Bill Murray.
Filed Under: Gossip, George Clooney, Amal Alamuddin, Bill Murray, Richard Kind, Cindy Crawford, Bono, Anna Wintour, Matt Damon
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