Valentine’s Day is mere days away and seasonal affective disorder has the country in its polar grip, so you know what that means: We’re in peak commitment freakout breakup season! So if It’s Complicated and you’re ready to spill The Ugly Truth, take a tip from the folks at POYKPAC Comedy and let the titles of some of Hollywood’s most beloved (and reviled) titles do the talking. And when it’s all over, just remember, nothing soothes a broken heart like a thick slice of Layer Cake and a Cocktail.

[h/t Vulture]