Posts by Sal Iacono
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Cousin Sal’s Week 5 Prop Bets
+47,500 jermajesties last week +133,000 jermajesties overall for the season Hello, degenerates! As you can see, life is good again. Week 4 proved to be profitable. Now all there’s left to do this weekend is to put our heads together and amass a bundle of tax-free jermajesties.* Yes — that’s right — any amount won […]
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Cousin Sal's Week 4 Prop Bets
Tough one last week. I took it on the chin a little. But after attending the Feast of San Gennaro in L.A. last night, I have a belly full of ziti and three pockets full of auto detailing business cards from fellow Italians who for some ungodly reason thought it might be cool to meet […]
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Cousin Sal's Week 3 Prop Bets
So it’s official. I’ve figured out this whole football gambling thing. Let’s recap last week: I gave out Seahawks in the first half over the Niners, David Wilson to NOT fumble vs. Denver, and won another three-team teaser without blinking an eye. And then I lost a couple prop wagers, too, but we won’t get […]
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Cousin Sal's Week 2 Prop Bets
I hate to say I told you so. But let’s face it, I told you enough so to last a lifetime. Last week I went right up to each and every one of your degenerate gambler faces and urged you to jump on my prop bets. And did you listen? Actually … there’s no way […]
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Cousin Sal's Week 1 Prop Bets
Hello, degenerate gamblers! We are back and I could not be more excited. For the past week, I’ve been salivating at the thought of a new NFL season, walking around with my tongue dragging across the living room carpet — reminiscent of a twerking-tweak-headed Miley Cyrus adorned in a Tony Romo jersey. If you followed […]
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Your Breaking Bad Final-Episodes Gambling Prop Guide
Congratulations, Breaking Baddicts (so bummed I didn’t make that up). The time is here. The final half of the final season of arguably the greatest TV drama in the past 20 years commences Sunday night. It’s hard for me to anoint an absolute favorite between Breaking Bad, The Sopranos, and The Wire, but one thing that would put […]
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Cousin Sal’s Tourney Prop Bets
Hello, degenerate gamblers. March Madness is upon us, so whataya say we get mad together? Props are plentiful in this year’s NCAA tournament. Some of these are harder to find than a clean Lindsay Lohan urine sample, but I promise if you go online and search hard enough you’ll hit pay dirt. There will be […]
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Cousin Sal’s Oscar Prop Bets!
Hello, degenerate gamblers. It’s good to be back. I’m done thoroughly licking my wounds from the monetary disaster produced by that last football game. Really, Bruce Miller — you couldn’t accumulate more than 0.5 receptions?! You’d expect more from the 49ers’ part-time fullback. But all that’s neither here nor there, as the Gambling Gods have […]
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Cousin Sal’s Super Bowl Prop Bets!
It’s here. Super Bowl XLVII. The biggest betting day of the year. Hundreds of propositions available to wager on. It’s very sad that my wife getting a Valentine’s Day gift is completely dependent upon what color Gatorade is poured on the winning Harbaugh’s head. But I’m not too worried, as I’ve been on a Rain […]
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Cousin Sal’s Conference Championship Prop Bets
Is it possible that there are only three NFL games left? (Shut it — I’m not counting the Pro Bowl and you shouldn’t, either.) I’m starting to get depressed. In a matter of two weeks, all television will have to offer us is Z List celebrity diving, one-armed Bachelorettes, and ad nauseam coverage of how […]
