FROM WIKIPEDIA: “The basic rules are quite simple: At a signal everyone starts juggling. The last person juggling a full set of clubs wins.” These dudes make James Harrison look like a cotton-candy salesman. This is the only true sport (besides cockfighting, bare-knuckle boxing, and women’s tennis). After the jump, I made a video mash-up of these dudes because it’s 2013 and I am allowed to do that.

MUTE THE VIDEO ON THE LEFT, PLAY BOTH CLIPS, AND WATCH THESE BROS COMBAT-JUGGLE. YOU’RE WELCOME, AMERICA.