Kobe Bryant Lets a Little Kid Beat Him at Basketball
Doesn’t this warm your heart? You know what else warms the heart? The idea that this little kid grows up and enters the NBA, with hope in his heart. With love in his heart. AND THEN KOBE BRYANT COMES OUT OF RETIREMENT AND PUTS 65 POINTS ON HIM AND MAKES HIM RETIRE AND MOVE TO MAINE AND OPEN A GENERAL STORE WHERE HE SELLS BROKEN DREAMS. Vengeance will be Kobe’s. In this life or the next.
Seriously, this is the best. Shout-out to Henry Abbott for spotting this. And shout-out to Ellen DeGeneres. What’s up, Ellen.