Transcript: The Grammy Texters
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During the standing ovation for Glen Campbell’s performance of “Rhinestone Cowboy,” a camera sweeping the audience spied two ladies who were not exactly enthralled with the country legend, momentarily setting Twitter ablaze with disapprobation. This is the transcript of their text message exchange.
Becki1990: luv these seats omg
HotJennaXOXO: u say that every 10 minutes. im sitting right next 2 u talk 2 me bitch!
Becki1990: cant here u over Capt Old Rhinestones or whatever. who is this singing?
HotJennaXOXO: did the Voice guy say Pete Campbell?
Becki1990: sounds right. ugh i hate country. except katy perry. is she country?
HotJennaXOXO: totes country. god i think goatee guy behind me just farted! omg gonna die gaaahhhhhhhhh what a stinko. nice goat, dude
Becki1990: i bet he loves pete campbell up there. l0ser
HotJennaXOXO: whens the whitney part? so borrrrrrrreeddddd
Becki1990: soon i think
HotJennaXOXO: i hope they let adam levine sing i wanna dance with somebody. i want to dance with him
Becki1990: totes sex dance with him LOL
HotJennaXOXO: sluttttttbag
Becki1990: whatever he’s hot.
HotJennaXOXO: wuttt-evarrrrr hoe
Becki1990: Thank ur dad for these seats, so fun
HotJennaXOXO: u know he’s not my dad! did ur bf get us seats? no he didnt
Becki1990: hey did a camera just go by?
HotJennaXOXO: why is everyone standing. sit down losers!
Becki1990: i know! ok Cowboy Rhinestones is done i think
HotJennaXOXO: FINALLY. WORST 10 MINS OF MY LIFE!!!
Becki1990: lets go freshen up
HotJenna XOXO: yeah u really need to bitch
Becki1990: ROFTL LOL LOL LOL
HotJennaXOXO: luv u bitch
Becki1990: glen campbell
HotJennaXOXO: what
Filed Under: Adam Levine, Frozen Moments, Grammys, The Grammys
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