Sing it with me now: hot mic, hot mic, hot mic, hot mic. Adam Levine was caught saying “I hate this country” on The Voice after two singers on his team were voted home last night. Levine attempted to explain himself on Twitter by using the dictionary, but some people will not be pacified. Our nation and Honey Boo Boo are just too serious to be mocked or derided. What are you going to hate next, Levine? Back to the Future? Summer? Listen closely. The cicadas are singing “She Will Be Loved.”

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