It’s been a banner week for everyone’s favorite nightshade-averse Hollywood superstar, Gwyneth Paltrow. Great things happen when she mixes her vino with her kale juice and goes on Australian radio to talk about how bad the Met Ball sucked (among other topics), and we’re itching like a post-cleanse rash to talk about how it affects her questionable likability. But first, we must address the behemoth that has landed in our own backyard at the Grantland studios: the not-so-grand finale of the troubled reality juggernaut American Idol and what the future holds for it after a massive personnel bloodbath. We also discuss The Great Gatsby, wealth and delusion (Hi, Gwynnie!), and our general desire for a non-Vulcan Winona Ryder comeback.

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