Posts by Sal Iacono

  • Tony Romo

    Cousin Sal’s Week 16 Prop Bets

    Week 15: -41,000 jermajesties
* Season Total: -92,000 jermajesties (*Obligatory weekly explanation: A “jermajesty” represents the fake name given for a dollar amount in this series. It’s also the unfortunate name of one of Jermaine Jackson’s sons.) On to Week 16 … Jimmy Graham to score 2 or more TDs vs. Panthers (+275) In Week 14, […]

  • Seahawks

    Cousin Sal Week 15 Prop Bets

    Week 14: -51,000 jermajesties Season Total: -51,0000 jermajesties Yep, another five-digit jermajesty forfeiture for me. Let’s face it, when it comes to NFL prop wagering I’m a total fraud. I’m really no better than the guy pretending to do sign language at Nelson Mandela’s funeral. And I guarantee that scam artist didn’t already drop a […]

  • Bengals

    Cousin Sal’s Week 14 Prop Bets

    Week 12: -15,500 jermajesties Season Total: 0 jermajesties (Is that even possible?) Yes — that is possible and accurate. After 13 weeks and 20,000+ nonsensical babbling words, my NFL proposition picks have netted you exactly zero jermajesties. (Obligatory weekly explanation: A “jermajesty” represents the fake name given for a dollar amount in this series. It’s […]

  • Steelers Ravens

    Cousin Sal’s Week 13 Prop Bets

    Week 12: +37,000 jermajesties Season Total: +15,500 jermajesties On to Week 13 … (Obligatory weekly explanation: A “jermajesty” represents the fake name given for a dollar amount in this series. It’s also the unfortunate name of one of Jermaine Jackson’s sons.) Raiders will score over 18.5 points vs. Cowboys As a devout Cowboys fan, I […]

  • Jason Babin

    Cousin Sal’s Week 12 Prop Bets

    Week 11: -30,500 jermajesties Season Total: -21,500 jermajesties On to Week 12 … (*Obligatory weekly explanation: A “jermajesty” represents the fake name given for a dollar amount in this series. It’s also the unfortunate name of one of Jermaine Jackson’s sons.) Wes Welker (-130) more receptions than Danny Amendola The smart money is on one […]

  • Scott Tolzien

    Cousin Sal’s Week 11 Prop Bets

    Week 10: -43,500 jermajesties Season Total: -9,000 jermajesties On to Week 11 …

  • Luck

    Cousin Sal’s Week 10 Prop Bets

    Week 9: -61,000 jermajesties
 Season: +34,500 jermajesties My sincerest apologies for Week 9. Let this be a lesson to everyone to never, ever underestimate Tampa Bay Bucs sixth-string running back Mike James again. James outran Chris Johnson by eight yards, costing me 70,000 jermajesties for my “most prolific rusher” play. (Would’ve paid 7/1.) One more […]

  • Drew Brees #9 of the New Orleans Saints

    Cousin Sal’s Week 9 Prop Bets

    Week 8: +135,000 jermajesties Season: +95,500 jermajesties Warning: This blog is being written by a grown adult male who has overdosed on Nerds and tropical Starbursts and is completely full of false bravado after sweeping the board with his Week 8 prop bets. Please proceed with caution. Week 9:

  • Running back Jamaal Charles #25 of the Kansas City Chiefs

    Cousin Sal’s Week 7 Prop Bets

    Week 6: -52,500 jermajesties Season: +5,500 jermajesties Week 6 was a disaster. I split my four picks, got screwed over by Denver in the first half and — of course — by the Texans, who I was foolish enough to put in a three-team teaser again. I think if Matt Schaub bet on himself as […]

  • Peyton Manning

    Cousin Sal’s Week 6 Prop Bets

    -77,000 jermajesties last week +58,000 jermajesties this season Try not to look at that first number. It’s uglier than a spontaneous Lohan intervention. I took it on all three chins last week. 0-3 with my prop bet offerings. Not to mention the dog relieved himself on my beloved autographed Lane Kiffin bobblehead doll, so all […]

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