The Norton Anthology of Kobe Bryant Reacting to Russell Westbrook’s Clothing
It’s going to be really sad when the Thunder take Kobe Bryant’s robot body and drop it in the ocean like Megatron. Until then, let’s enjoy Black Mamba, fashion critic. Come shop with him.
Game 1
Upon being asked about Russ’s general fashion sensibility:
“I know he wears a lot of weird shit. It’s a generational thing.”
Game 2
Upon seeing Westbrook enter the postgame press conference area:
“Oh shit, yellow pants? See you in L.A., fellas.”
I don’t know, I think they’re more of a mustard, personally.
— J.A. Adande (@jadande) May 17, 2012
Filed Under: Chris Ryan, Kobe Bryant, NBA, NBA Playoffs, Russell Westbrook
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