This is a photo from Kobe Bryant’s Facebook page. It’s of Kobe’s pregame lunch, as he watches the women’s individual gymnastics. Alone. Couple of things: (A) Is this a kobe beef burger? (B) Kobe definitely eats burgers like a guy who meticulously folds his socks. (C) Can Kobe not get one dude to eat with him!? Like, not even Iguodala? (D) Who on God’s green earth eats kiwi and strawberries after a burger?