Let the multi-platform celebration of the life and times of Jeremy Lin begin. Broadway actor Kevin Yee has “created” a new musical called Jeremy Lin: The Musical. It is, according to Yee, a “fictional reimagining of the first time New York Knicks superstar Jeremy Lin proved himself on the basketball court.” You want to know the song titles? Yeah, you want to know the song titles. Get ready for bangers like “American Basketball Hero,” “Lin-ning It,” “It’s Like Applying to Stanford and Ending Up at Harvard,” “Math,” and “Lin-sanity.”

I … just don’t even know anymore. Check out the video above for the show. (And shout-out to the very Seinfeld bass-slap musical accompaniment. I was waiting for that particular sound to unironically return to popular culture.)