Remember the priceless artifact Wu-Tang forged in secret, the double album titled The Wu: Once Upon a Time in Shaolin …, the one that’s going to tour fancy museums before being sold to a single entity? “Offers came in at $2 million, somebody offered $5 million yesterday,” the RZA tells Billboard. “I’ve been getting a lot of emails: some from people I know, some from people I don’t know, and they’re also emailing other members of my organization. So far, $5 million is the biggest number. I don’t know how to measure it, but it gives us an idea that what we’re doing is being understood by some.” Don’t stop till the bid’s at $200 million, man.

If you can’t wait till April 15 to see FX’s Fargo, (a) teach yourself some damn patience, and (b) here are the first seven minutes.
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Quentin Tarantino is presenting the leaked script for The Hateful Eight as a one-time live-read in L.A. Hopefully that means Samuel L. Jackson and Christoph Waltz will be making an appearance?

Lucasfilm is working with The Big Bang Theory on a Star Wars episode.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles update: Johnny Knoxville is voicing Leonardo and Tony Shalhoub is voicing Master Splinter.

Why is Drake, Megawatt Rapper Who Just Released an Album Like Half a Year Ago, dropping all these new songs online for free? [via]
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Batman vs. Superman just added Holly Hunter. Nice.

Fanfic demand culture goes off the rails with a new petition to rewrite and reshoot the How I Met Your Mother finale. C’mon, guys.

2 Chainz is facing a felony drug charge.

NBC’s Zoe Saldana–starring Rosemary’s Baby has a genuine teaser.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cGcyA0VV2E

Amy Adams might learn to communicate with aliens in Story of Your Life, from Prisoners director Denis Villeneuve.

This has bubbled up from the depths of 2012, and we’re all the luckier for it: Celebs Who Look Like Mattresses.

Broad City ended last week, and that’s still sad, so here’s Abbi and Ilana dancing to some Yoncé.