Why can’t we all just get along? Why must there be so much hurt in the world? Why can’t pretty young anchorpeople and distinguished veteran weatherpeople learn to peacefully coexist on a single TV news set?

This video compiled by AmazingLife247, documenting the delicious and continuing on-air tension between local Philadelphia CBS anchor Nicole Brewer and meteorologist Carol Erickson, begins with a sarcastic slow-clap and finishes with a testy exchange about the artificiality of their respective halos. In between is the crackling magic generated by two people who can’t turn off their mutual hate just because there’s a camera pointed at them. This isn’t going to end well for anybody, except the Internet.

[h/t Warming Glow]