Here we learn that the Rockules is a little reluctant about the “son of Zeus” thing in his upcoming film, preferring the simple pleasures of husbandry and fatherhood. But when some shitty gods merc Herc’s fam, the narrative changes real quick. There’s suddenly an army from Hades, a truck-size boar, and all the excuses one needs to roar, “I … AMMMM … HERCULLEEEEEEESSSS!”

IRL Hunger Games: “Flash mobs in Bangkok are deploying the film’s three-fingered salute as an act of defiance, and the military junta says it will arrest those in large groups who ignore warnings to lower their arms.”

Kristen Bell will star in Hair at the Hollywood Bowl this August.

The Millennium Falcon lives (and has been photographed, again by TMZ, the Internet’s new no. 1 Star Wars fan site).

Thanks to Slate, we’ve got a video translation of all the stuff Amia said on Louie.
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Jack White’s new album, Lazaretto, is streaming on iTunes. Hyden wrote about the album today, too.

How much Thanos will Guardians of the Galaxy feature? This much.

There is clearly a gas leak outside Don Draper’s office.

Here’s the first trailer for Very Good Girls, starring Elizabeth Olsen and Dakota Fanning.

Brad Pitt on insane attention whore Vitalii Sediuk: “If he tries to look up a woman’s dress again, he’s going to get stomped.”

Homeland added Corey Stoll and Laila Robins.

And Jimmy Page has an autobiography coming in September. Perfect time to address the “Stairway to Heaven” plagiarism case!