We here at Hollywood Prospectus will be weighing in on the wondrously gallant pageantry that was Sunday night’s Golden Globes — The dresses! The speeches! The prop teeth! The fake drunkenness! The real drunkenness! — a bit more in depth later in the day. But for now, we’re just gonna kick it American style, and only focus on the winners.

And so everyone bow down before Argo, whose depiction of Hollywood as a powerful tool for world-changing, life-saving good was somehow, some way, embraced by a bunch of people in Hollywood; Homeland, which went back-to-back on a sweep of the major TV drama categories despite, ah, you know maybe not being as good this season; Girls, whose wins thoroughly justified Lena Dunham’s decision to stop at that Kinko’s before the show; Les Misérables, whose big night continued to make a nation of people feel very strongly about Anne Hathaway, one way or the other; and Chad Lowe, who made the wise decision not to use his sudden Twitter fame as an excuse for perpetrating child negligence.

And the full list of winners (via CBS):

MOVIES:

Picture, Drama: Argo

Picture, Musical or Comedy: Les Misérables

Actor, Drama: Daniel Day-Lewis, Lincoln

Actress, Drama: Jessica Chastain, Zero Dark Thirty

Director: Ben Affleck, Argo

Actor, Musical or Comedy: Hugh Jackman, Les Misérables

Actress, Musical or Comedy: Jennifer Lawrence, Silver Linings Playbook

Supporting Actor: Christoph Waltz, Django Unchained

Supporting Actress: Anne Hathaway, Les Misérables

Foreign Language: Amour

Animated Film: Brave

Screenplay: Quentin Tarantino, Django Unchained

Original Score: Mychael Danna, Life of Pi

Original Song: “Skyfall” (music and lyrics by Adele and Paul Epworth), Skyfall

TELEVISION:

Series, Drama: Homeland

Series, Musical or Comedy: Girls

Actress, Drama: Claire Danes, Homeland

Actor, Drama: Damian Lewis, Homeland

Actress, Musical or Comedy: Lena Dunham, Girls

Actor, Musical or Comedy: Don Cheadle, House of Lies

Miniseries or Movie: Game Change

Actress, Miniseries or Movie: Julianne Moore, Game Change

Actor, Miniseries or Movie: Kevin Costner, Hatfields & McCoys

Supporting Actress, Series, Miniseries or Movie: Maggie Smith, Downton Abbey

Supporting Actor, Series, Miniseries or Movie: Ed Harris, Game Change

Cecil B. DeMille Lifetime Achievement Award: Jodie Foster.