Posts by Chris Ryan
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Want to Bet Cash Money’s Baby $5 Million on the Super Bowl?
Definitely do so! Birdman tweeted Monday that he would be betting $5 million on the Patriots. Is this because he admires Bill Belichick’s leadership style? Nope. This is about family. According to Baby, Pats running back BenJarvus Green-Ellis is his “nephew.” And for YMCMB (YOUNG MONEY CASH MONEY BRADYS), family comes first. I have no […]
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Protection: Justified Season 3, Episode 2, ‘Cut Ties’
Last night’s episode of Justified was an example of why some newcomers find it a little hard to embrace the show initially. In the first episode we caught up with Marshall Raylan Givens, his ex-wife, current lover, and soon-to-be mother of his child, Winona, his fremesis, Boyd Crowder, and all the other characters, old (Art! Tim!) […]
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The Shootaround: NBA News, Notes and The Unbreakable Memphis Grizzlies
Living Legends During last season’s playoffs, the Memphis Grizzlies were a shocking success story, knocking out the Spurs and taking the Thunder to seven dramatic games before being knocked out. But in some ways seeing the Grizz sitting atop the Southwest Division (albeit by a matter of a few win percentage points), after nearly a […]
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Exit Flip: Saunders Reportedly Out as Wizards Coach
At 8:36 a.m., The Washington Post published a story about Flip Saunders giving the Washington Wizards a day off. That seemed odd because the Wizards got severely punked Monday night by the Sixers. It seemed less odd at about 11:30 a.m., when Yahoo’s Adrian Wojnarowski tweeted that Flip had been fired. You hate to see […]
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Peyton Manning Mood Watch: Comically Dark
How is Peyton Manning doing? Glad you asked. Peyton Manning is not doing so hot. I’m no neck doctor, so I have no idea how he’s doing physically, but I am a student of human behavior and the interview he’s given to The Indianapolis Star‘s Bob Kravitz is, while funny, not exactly full of sunshine […]
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NBA Trade Deadline Countdown: How Crazy Can Danny Ainge Get in 52 Days?
Coffee, cigarettes, automobile manufacturing, and NBA trade rumors are what made this nation great. I already had coffee today, I quit smoking a few weeks ago, and I take the subway. So let’s just get into the slanderous, scandalous mongering, shall we? Two juicy ones Monday: At the eye of the rumor storm is Danny […]
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The Shootaround: NBA News, Notes, and Ricky Goes to Hollywood
Tonight’s the Night For … The most entertaining bad team and the most nerve-wracking good one to do battle. Ricky Rubio brings his ready-for-the-silver-screen game to Hollywood. Chris Paul is still listed as day-to-day. Unless you have a high-stakes craps game, or have recently been involved in a helmet-to-helmet hit with James Harrison, you’re watching […]
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Real Madrid Might Own La Liga, But They Belong to Barca
Jose Mourinho has pulled off some pretty impressive feats in his time — winning the Champions League with both Inter Milan and Porto, going unbeaten at home for 60 games as boss of Chelsea — but perhaps the greatest trick he’s ever pulled was getting his Real Madrid team to ignore Barcelona. And this season, […]
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The Reducer: Cup Runneth Over
A classic Manchester derby brings the FA Cup to life.
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Rankonia: The Triangle Power Rankings
1. Tom Brady, Evil Onetime haunter of the Natick Service Plaza Dan Fierman nominates the Patriots quarterback. New Testament, meet Old Testament.