Actually, let’s start with a list rather than some questions. We’ll get to the questions. Here’s a list of people who would never dive from space, but if they were in said position, with the entire world watching, would never postpone due to “windiness”: Amerikkka’s Most Wanted–era Ice Cube; Ed Reed and Ray Lewis, holding hands; James Cameron; Manny Ramirez; Dakota Fanning; Thor; the guy who plays Thor in movies; J.J. Watt; Tom Hanks; Colin Hanks; Chet Hanks; Andrew Bogut; and David Lee …

Questions? Really, we only have one question: WHEN IS IT NOT WINDY 23 MILES INTO SPACE?