The Baby Bachelor Finale: Broken Hearts, Soiled Pants, and the Dramatic Proposal We’ve All Been Waiting For

The first season of The Baby Bachelor wrapped up last night, and with the finale came a crucial life lesson for its pint-size love-seeker: “In order for one heart to be filled, another must be forever destroyed.”

Indeed, the size of the contestants may have changed, but the outcome inevitably remains the same: a heart broken into a million pieces, a hasty proposal, and the groom-to-be pooping his pants once he realizes he’s locking himself down at the precise moment his romantic options are at their apex. It’s all for the best, though; once little Wesley’s engagement runs its course, he’ll be primed for his first appearance on Baby Bachelor Pad.

Mark Lisanti is an editor at Grantland.

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