Channing Tatum has a special, not at all workplace-friendly method of greeting acquaintances. So he did what you do when you’ve got a message to spread: He made a terribly passionate music video about it! Observe, and absorb one of our best actor’s secret D-grazing technique. His 22 Jump Street costar Jillian Bell shows up to share her side of the story, too.

Happy marriagedness, Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka.

Speaking of NPH — succeeding him as the star of Broadway’s Hedwig and the Angry Inch is … Dexter star Michael C. Hall! ALSO: How I Met Your Mother’s alternate ending seems to have leaked.

Lil Jon comeback continues turning up.

Ohio State’s marching band did a TV theme medley. Game of Thrones, The Brady Bunch, and The Simpsons are all in there.

Fast & Furious veteran Justin Lin is in talks to direct two True Detective episodes.

Friends, re-created on The Sims.

TiVo’s selling a $5,000 DVR with enough space for three years of TV.

The Walking Dead’s fifth season has a new trailer.

The Simpsons is being broadcast in China for the first time.

Werner Herzog is making a cameo on Parks and Recreation’s final season.

This is how it looks when Matt Groening and Seth MacFarlane draw each other.

American Horror Story: Freak Show has put out an infinity of little newsbits over the last bunch of months. And now, here, at last, is an honest-to-goodness trailer!
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Terminator: Genisys comes out in 2015. Then two more — maybe with better titles? — will hit in 2017 and 2018.

The folks who made Blackfish are making a new doc about rats in NYC.

Bill Murray votes for an all-female Ghostbusters.

And Gene “I’m the Boss of You” Simmons says rock is “dead.” OK.