Billy Crystal Campaigns to Host the Oscars: The Secret Texts

Jeff Vespa/VF11/WireImage Brett Ratner, Billy Crystal

Earlier in the month it was announced that Hollywood fauxteur/stubble enthusiast Brett Ratner would take on producing duties for the upcoming Academy Awards. This week came word that schticky Yankees fan Billy Crystal was interested in returning to the hosting job he abandoned eight years ago. For anyone who confidently assumed the Oscars could get no worse than this past year’s Franco-phile disaster, the following text messages — hacked using British ingenuity from Ratner’s iPhone — should lower your expectations well below sea level.

Seventy-two hours later …

Andy Greenwald is an author and screenwriter in New York. He covers pop culture for Grantland.

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