Beer of Thrones: Drink Like a Depressed Imp on His Arranged-Wedding Day, Because Cirrhosis Is Coming

We’ve all been there: a few drinks, some laughs, a few more drinks, the laughs get a little bit too loud, and the next thing you know, some drunk girl has raided your private cooler and is eating the horse heart you were saving for a special occasion. The incestuous hookup on your nice couch isn’t helping the mood, and no one ever sticks around to clean up the mess from the 2 a.m. beheading. Typical.

(By the way: A Beer of Thrones already exists. The Ommegang folks should hire these people immediately. Maybe they’d want like half as much incest in their commercial.)

Filed Under: Game of Thrones, The Most Important Youtube of The Day

Mark Lisanti is an editor at Grantland.

Archive @ marklisanti

More from Mark Lisanti

See all from Mark Lisanti

More Game of Thrones

See all Game of Thrones

More Hollywood Prospectus

See all Hollywood Prospectus