Terrence Howard, who is coming to get you, got really creepy when he started talking about Oprah’s “tig ol’ bitties” in an interview. I guess he’s just trying to live his breast life.

• Shia LaBeouf WILL NOT STOP. He’s got a Twitter tongue sharper than the knife he carries to rehearsals, and he knows his way around a screenshot.
• “Harlem Shake” videos are so over. Officially. Now we must perfect the Daft Swanson.
• PETA goes after the virtual whalers of Assassin’s Creed.
• The blackest swan.
• Valerie Harper has terminal brain cancer. So sad. #weareallRhodas
• Sam Mendes opts out of the James Bond franchise, leaving us to imagine what could have been.
• DiCaprio’s Nicholson eyebrows are like little hairy acrobats.
• First stop: potato party. Next stop: “smell the glove.”
• The FBI is checking your Googles.
• For those of you who do drugs. Related: Russell Crowe sees a UFO.
• Justin is coming. He’s bringing his boom mike.