Terrence Howard, who is coming to get you, got really creepy when he started talking about Oprah’s “tig ol’ bitties” in an interview. I guess he’s just trying to live his breast life.
- Shia LaBeouf WILL NOT STOP. He’s got a Twitter tongue sharper than the knife he carries to rehearsals, and he knows his way around a screenshot.
- “Harlem Shake” videos are so over. Officially. Now we must perfect the Daft Swanson.
- PETA goes after the virtual whalers of Assassin’s Creed.
- The blackest swan.
- Valerie Harper has terminal brain cancer. So sad. #weareallRhodas
- Sam Mendes opts out of the James Bond franchise, leaving us to imagine what could have been.
- DiCaprio’s Nicholson eyebrows are like little hairy acrobats.
- First stop: potato party. Next stop: “smell the glove.”
- The FBI is checking your Googles.
- For those of you who do drugs. Related: Russell Crowe sees a UFO.
- Justin is coming. He’s bringing his boom mike.