Reporters can be so stodgy. That’s why it’s nice to see them lose their brains every so often, like Allie Mac Kay did when confronted with the supreme awesomeness of a magic trick on KTLA. For some reason, this fluffy piece seems to have caused some torment for Mac Kay after a bleep was inserted into her reaction, which made it look like she’d dropped an s-bomb (NOOO!). The video was removed from YouTube and the Huffington Post for a while in order for the unbleeped version to reveal that Mac Kay only said “crap,” leading me to believe she had one of those Internet-induced page fright meltdowns (and a for-the-record tweet that goes along with them). Don’t worry, Mac Kay. Nobody’s going to mistake you for a gangster anchor. That seat is occupied by Brian Williams.

• Rocket Biebs, burning out his fuse with Scooter Braun.
• A most distinguished list of performers will be giving you inebriated history lessons in July.
• Rebel Wilson, in diamonds, is on the cover of Glamour UK.
• Daft Punk gets a composer credit on Kanye’s “Black Skinhead.”
• Carey Rodham Mulligan? Really? Well, now that you mention it …
• And this is why I still watch Real World. Because it’s terrifying.
• Get ready to say good-bye to Kenny Powers. I plan to cry.
• Nicole Richie is the morality police, and Instagram is her badge.
• R.I.P., Hollywood mermaid Esther Williams.
• May I offer you a ‘coaster?
• My password is “gooblyface.“
• Ah, to be a P.I. on the wall in the golden age.