Afternoon Links: Jennifer Lawrence Has No Time for Jon Stewart’s Nonsense

Jennifer Lawrence swung by The Daily Show on Thursday night. You’d think she’d be on autopilot at the end of a no doubt grueling press tour for Catching Fire, but that would require forgetting that she’s Jennifer Lawrence. Being J-Law, she told Jonathan Stewart he’s “so weird,” then rubbed hand sanitizer all over his desk. You’re now allowed to see Catching Fire twice this weekend free of shame.

Extremely strong photobomb effort by Zach Braff.

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. will start doing some two-part episodes.

Oprah and Diablo Cody are developing a book called Moody Bitches for HBO. There are so many HBO shows — Game of Thrones, Girls, The Newsroom, Boardwalk Empire, Hello Ladies — next to which the name Moody Bitches would look hilarious on the schedule.

Eminem performing “Stan” with a full band is spectacular. The video stops right in the middle, though, so that sucks. Get it together, BBC. [h/t]

Aaron Paul will be in love with Amanda Seyfried in Fathers and Daughters, also starring Russell Crowe.

Matt Damon and Ben Affleck are producing an adaptation of the DC comic Sleeper.

There’s a new (NSFW) trailer for Lars von Trier’s Nymphomaniac, if you need that right now.

What if someone made a Rob Ford biopic using archival Chris Farley footage?

The Mindy Project is getting a two-month hiatus. Ruh-roh …

50 years of conspiracy theories, collected.

Emile Hirsch is totally unfazed by Jim Belushi’s unfavorable remarks about the John Belushi biopic.

Comedy Central ordered a single-camera comedy pilot about “two friends who, after accidentally sending their boss into a coma via an office prank, successfully plead insanity and are sentenced to an asylum.”

And you think friends who play Christmas music in mid-November are bad? How about talk show host friends who turn your home into a winter wonderland in mid-November? [h/t]

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