We’ll keep this brief. You watched that Florida-Connecticut game, and boy was Scottie Wilbekin a no-show. You watched that Kentucky-Wisconsin game, and wow, did you see that Aaron Harrison shot? Oh, and that Traevon Jackson shot? Nobody wanted this Connecticut-Kentucky matchup (well, except for this guy) and maybe the people in Storrs and New Haven and Hartford. But alas, we must play with the cards we’re dealt. So without further ado, The Case for the Final Two Contenders:

Connecticut

If you like fun, going wild, school spirit, defying authority, and laundry, your team tonight is Connecticut.

Kentucky

If you like quiet, nights that end, having fun but not too much fun, and guys named Derek, your team tonight is Kentucky.