Please Pour Yourself a Glass of Wine, Because Vin Diesel Will Now Serenade You for Valentine’s Day
Vin Diesel posted this to his Facebook page last night.
And it could only be more bizarrely perfect if he were reclining in his own bathtub up on that stage, surrounded by flickering candles, occasionally drawing his knees up to his chest to protect himself from the feelings spilling out. But maybe he doesn’t even need the prop; he’s somehow just as naked standing up there all alone, sounding like Barry White if Barry White could throw The Rock through a wall.
Enough talk. Shhhh. Vin is about to finish. Hug your lover tight.
[h/t Vulture]
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