Watch Jeff Goldblum Put Lyrics to the ‘Jurassic Park’ Theme

Jurassic Park spawned enough sub-content to fill the Mariana Trench. But it wasn’t until Tuesday, September 9 — 21 years and three months after Jurassic Park’s release — that we received the very best piece of JP-affiliated culture. It’s Jeff “Ian Malcolm” Goldblum singing someone’s made-up words to John Williams’s Jurassic theme, and then leading Seth Meyers’s audience in a sing-along. (Just for the record, I’ve had secret lyrics to John Williams’s Star Wars theme since before Jurassic Park was a thing.)

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