Less than 24 hours after The Suspiciously Real Fake Bachelor Wedding that rocked the TV world, Bill Simmons and Reality Czar David Jacoby discuss the inevitability of Fantasy Suite relations, whether a winery or a sports bar is a better status symbol for a bachelor-on-the-make, and when is the optimal time for a bachelorette to reveal her baggage. Also discussed: Survivor, The Challenge and Jacoby’s secret stash of reality TV shame-porn. (Yes, the Kardashians are involved.)

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Previously on the B.S. Report:

Mike Breen and JackO
Chuck Klosterman
Bob Ryan
Marc Stein
Mike Lombardi, J-Bug