And Your First Non-Original-Trilogy Casting News for Star Wars Episode VII Is …Showtime/Grantland Illustration
This is ForceWatch, your as-needed check-in with the upcoming Star Wars reboot, including but not limited to Star Wars Episode VII. Full disclosure: Disney owns Grantland, and the rest of the universe.
Ever since J.J. Abrams was given the keys to the future of the Disney/Lucasfilm cultural property know as Star Wars, every subsequent piece of news about the 2015-slated sequel has started to feel less like the details of the movie event of the decade and more like press releases for a 40th-anniversary Great Performances Reunion Revue/Telethon. Harrison Ford’s onboard. Sweet. So are Carrie and Mark. Radical. John Williams was eyeing that villa in Majorca and finally thinking about calling it a (decades-spanning, unparalleled) career when Abrams called him up and was like “A blood oath’s a blood oath, man.” Far out. But do we have any new ideas, gentlemen?
First, let’s be fair — the most recent reports have Michael Arndt still hard at work on the Episode VII script, so for anybody to confirm any leads is probably a ways off, as there should ideally be some semi-solidified characters there for them to play. (The assumption that Luke, Han, and Leia will still be hanging around was not a given, but at least easy to make.) That said, Arndt must be making good headway, because at least one name actor is now reportedly in talks to play someone in the new film: Jonathan Rhys Meyers! You may know him as Henry VIII in Showtime’s historical drama The Tudors, and from not a whole heck of a lot since then if you don’t count getting wasted and hitting people. But this fall, America will know him as Dracula in the new NBC drama of the same name (“Puzzling,” raves our upfronts prognosticator, Andy Greenwald). This could potentially be a roadblock for Meyers, schedule-wise, assuming Dracula is picked up for a full seas — hahahahaha, I was trying to keep a straight face, sorry sorry sorry — but most actors, and most actors’ agents, would move mountains for the chance to fire up a lightsaber.
In case you’re wondering about the trustworthiness of this report, it’s coming to you from generally reliable Latino Review, which first brought us the now-confirmed news that Harrison Ford was onboard, way before any word of an original cast reunion was in the air. And while this may not be the most thrilling or encouraging name to be the first attached to the reboot, the franchise has a history of shying away from A-list names (so — siiiigh — probably no chance of Channing Tatum in Jedi robes), and the original trilogy wasn’t exactly a sober set to begin with, either. Whatever. This doesn’t change much for the hype level; that original casting news was a tough act to follow. All I really ask is that the whole cast not be made up of Brits/Americans affecting British accents. It’s a crutch that’s become all too common to class up fantasy/sci-fi properties, but come on, it’s Star Wars. As far as American genre filmmaking goes (even U.K.-based American genre filmmaking), it’s still one of the classiest things we’ve got.
Force Index: 6 (Distant rumble, enough to distract Stormtroopers)
Other tidbits from this week:
- After canning the Cartoon Network animated series The Clone Wars, Disney is now gearing up for the production of its replacement, Star Wars Rebels, scheduled to premiere on Disney XD in fall 2014. It will take place in the period between Episodes III and IV. First looks could be ready as soon as July. Simon Kinberg (X-Men: Days of Future Past, Elysium) is on as a producer, so between this and penning Episode IX, he probably has some “Simon Kinberg is my Master Now” CafePress T-shirts in his future.
- Meanwhile, in “Stuff J.J. Abrams never really liked that much to begin with” land, Star Trek Into Darkness made $84.1 million this weekend, which is a lot of money but somehow short of what Paramount had projected. Not that that means anything about how good VII will be or how much it will gross. (I was not a big fan of the movie, but — BUT!! Hear this hater out! — I thought that opening Prime Directive skit on the red planet was very promising for an Abrams Star Wars!)