To kill time between the approaching finale of Breaking Bad and the Saul Goodman spin-off, we must prepare for a hiatus filled with Walter White parodies and fan-made improvisations, and Jimmy Fallon’s spoof “Joking Bad” is a great place to start. Celebrity cameos? Check: Bryan Cranston, Aaron Paul, Jay Leno, and Bob Odenkirk all lend a hand. Convincing White transformation? Sure thing: Jimmy’s packing a bald cap, goatee, and the creepy intense gaze one must rock while hawking illegal goods (and funnies). And there must be math: Anthony Weiner + One Direction = One Erection. You could find a desperate somebody willing to shell out for that outside the Comedy Cellar, for sure.

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• So, Mumford & Sons like to party.
• Fans: 1. Roberto Orci: 0.
• Happy birthday, Louis C.K.
• Chrome offers a Miley blocker which will erase all things twerk from your view.
• I am the only person in the world who doesn’t love Chipotle, right? Anyway, your burrito has gone emo grande.
• Carson Daly has joined the Today show “family.”
• Will you shame yourself and don an eye patch for a dozen free doughnuts?
• Now it’s gone too far.
• Stop being so kreepy!
• Lars von Trier’s Nymphomaniac is reaching empire status.
• We are singing the mushroom’s songs.
• Forever our Jordan Catalano. Even Jada Yuan isn’t immune.
• I think this is the bravest actress of our generation, whoever she is.
• Descending into madness after three-plus hours on hold. Been there, buddy. Stay strong.