David Lynch and Nine Inch Nails have come together again. Lynch directed the video for “Came Back Haunted,” which somewhat unsurprisingly comes with a seizure warning and jiggly faces intercut with images of bug children and freaky masks. Lynch’s and Reznor’s paths have crossed before — “The Perfect Drug” was written for Lost Highway — but their styles are so complementary that fans are always coming up with new ways to smush their art together during their down time. Why not make it a trio and give Carly Rae Jepsen a call? Too crazy, maybe?

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• Hannibal courts David Bowie.
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• #reallybadidea
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• Rare sightings of lady pairs in the wild.
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• See you in line for the Jacob’s Ladder remake, four people besides me who care.
• Just stacking up sticks of butter like dominoes. Plink, plink, plinko, plonk.
• Subheadline of the day: Where There’s a Will, There’s a Bidet.
• The Chateau Marmont vs. Defamer.
• The Clear History trailer has arrived.
• I’m the weekend: AMA!