Afternoon Links: Cereal, Cheese, and Crazy Psychics With Firearms

Alex Jones, you so crazy! Why would anyone ever want to take your guns away? While appearing on Piers Morgan’s CNN show Monday night, the psychic radio host and conspiracy theorist (who’s behind the petition to get Morgan deported) defended his Second Amendment rights and melted down like crayon shavings in a hot petri dish: “I’m here to tell you, 1776 will commence again if you try to take our firearms!” and “You have hordes of people burning down cities and beating old women’s brains out everyday” are among the highlights. He also challenged Morgan to a boxing match: “You’re a hatchet man! And I’m going to say this here, you think you’re a tough guy? Have me back with a boxing ring and I’ll wear red, white, and blue, and you’ll wear your Jolly Roger.” Earlier, Jones was detained at the airport for refusing to remove his shoes because he caught athlete’s foot on a prior voyage. I hear it’s terminal.

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