Shia LaBeouf appeared on Letterman and spoke about his Broadway beouf with Alec Baldwin. “Now what did you do to him?” asked Letterman, a friend of Baldwin’s. Short answer: two impulsive people clashing and creating “fireworks,” tension between the two “as men — not as artists, but as men,” and definitely not the PR-generated “creative differences” that were cited as the reason behind LaBeouf’s departure. But we knew that already.

• Obviously, Game of Thrones has been renewed for a fourth season.
• “It is perhaps ironic that someone so famous for her curves could deliver her lines so flatly.”
• In the game of tattoo roulette, everyone loses.
• U mad? U want 2 B mad? Your favorite director is almost definitely not on this list, and the best drama was, of course, omitted from this one. Lists just serve as seeds for crowd-sourcing conversations that begin with “I can’t believe you left off [X], you pieces of crap. Cancel my subscription to your blog. STOP TROLLING ME.”
• It’s time for Britney baseball!
• Beyoncé and André 3000 covered “Back to Black” for the Great Gatsby soundtrack.
• R.I.P., Jess Franco, director of Vampyros Lesbos and Venus in Furs.
• “This video was the kind of thing they would have done on Smash. You know, before it was moved to Saturdays.” Zing.
• TMZ is getting sued for bugging a courtroom.
• Feelin’ 32.
• NSFW Flaming Lips/Bon Iver music video featuring a man-faced baby, lyrics about robot dogs, and bloody, naked people holding brains.
• Mary Roach, keep doing you: “Working her way to the anus, she makes a stop along the tour to discuss the rectum in all its glory as a storage facility.”
• The onesie complex.
• Funky sea lion named Ronan.
• Taking the green line into the Mario Pipe Maze.