The Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter Trailer: We Are Officially No Longer Sick of Vampire Movies
Sometimes you need to put up a trailer and just get out of the way. (Because Abraham Lincoln might accidentally take off your head while trying to explode a tree with his vampire-cleaving ax.)
Predicted gross: 14 billion American dollars.
Filed Under: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, Trailers
Mark Lisanti is an editor at Grantland.
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