Here’s Arnold Schwarzenegger’s tale of an evening out with Wilt Chamberlain and Andre the Giant in 1983 and what happened to him when he paid the bill against Andre’s wishes. (Hint: It’s a bad idea to do pretty much anything against Andre the Giant’s wishes.)

Check back tomorrow for the premiere of the first 30 for 30 Short, Arnold’s Blueprint, a collaboration between ESPN Films and Grantland.