The Men In Blazers live to pod another day (after pledging their allegiance to bossman Bill Simmons and the 2009 soccer flick, The Damned United). They revisit a surreal weekend of EPL action, lauding Manchester United, and prescribing some World War I poetry for Chelsea’s Fernando Torres.

And after countless hours of research, Michael Davies and Roger Bennett unveil their Supercuts EPL All-Hair XI with the help of Derek J, celebrity hair stylist and judge of Oxygen’s Hair Battle Spectacular. All you Premier League prima donnas take notice. Derek J. DOES. NOT. APPROVE.

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Previously on the Grantland Network:

Jonah Keri (With Rob Neyer)

The Solid Verbal

Men In Blazers (Sept. 14 podcast)

David Jacoby with Bill Simmons and The Challenge’s Johnny Bananas.

Michael Davies and Roger Bennett host Men In Blazers on SiriusXM Ch. 92/207, Mondays and Fridays 9 a.m. EST. Follow them on Twitter at @embassydavies and @rogbennett or check out meninblazers.tumblr.com.

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