“You’d be fucking surprised—surprised—at the shocking collection of pants that I’m looking at right now. The world is just pants, isn’t it? It’s fucking ridiculous. Do you know what I mean? It’s like, What happened to man’s pants—you know? Because I have a very clear line, when it comes to pants. “Will my beard look cooler in these pants? And can I make a clean run for the border in them?” You know what I mean? And you know what’s a good start? Not looking like I’m a member of One Direction—that’s a good start.” — Tom Hardy has some VERY strong opinions on pants.

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