You loved Silver Linings Playbook, right? Especially the chemistry between J-Law and B-Coop, despite the mildly off-putting 15-and-a-half-year age gap? American Hustle, too — great stuff, although lacking. See, neither movie featured even close to enough of Jennifer Lawrence and Bradley Cooper being married, or being married land barons in the 1929 wilderness of North Carolina. BUT SERENA IS HERE. Brad’s got an accent. Jen’s chopping trees and chucking hawks into the sky. And there’s intrigue to spare! Galloping steeds, tumbling timber, long-lost sons, hospitalizations, dances, arson, devious cigarette-smoking, exploding old-timey trains, possibly murders, more than enough stunningly blue eyes to go around! Just ignore the fact that Serena, directed by Danish Academy Award winner Susanne Bier (Brothers, After the Wedding), has been in the works for going on three years and focus on the fact that it’s almost here and that it looks good and that all the J-Loop ’shippers will finally be acknowledged and rewarded for all their hard work.

HBO’s getting closer to offering HBO Go as a stand-alone service.

Grandparents keep getting tagged as Grandmaster Flash on Facebook, hahaha.

Looks like Apple spent more than $100 million on that U2 album.

Eichner v. Letterman.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDK6p1-tX5s

Broadway’s James Franco–Chris O’Dowd–starring Of Mice and Men is coming to movie theaters.

Speaking of Franco, he’s adapting Chuck Palahniuk’s Rant.

Star Wars minus John Williams.

Mark Wahlberg is adapting Shooter for TNT.

Nicki got burned :(

And here’s Chris “Douchemaster McChest” Pratt’s first head shot.