Don’t Make Patton Oswalt Your Enemy
Stand-up comedy’s duke of nerd- and food-based comedy was supposed to see a new hourlong special, Tragedy Plus Comedy Equals Time, launch on EPIX on Thursday night. There was a countdown clock and everything, but nothing ended up happening. So Oswalt excoriated the streaming service on Twitter. “Just ’cause @EpixHD is completely incompetent, doesn’t mean you, the customer, should suffer,” he wrote, among much more perfectly awesome vitriol. “It would’ve been glorious. Thanks for nothing, @EpixHD. Learn to run a fucking website. (Drops mic).” Then, bloodied and embarrassed, EPIX got the special up and running.
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