Chris Paul vs. RuPaul vs. Ron Paul: Your Definitive Guide

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An Olympic medalist and NBA superstar. A right-wing ex-gynecologist who wants to legalize heroin. A famous drag queen and reality TV host(…ess?). What do they have in common? They’re all going to be on your TV this spring, and they all have the same name. Thank goodness, Grantland is here to help you tell them apart.

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(That last joke is based on Ron Paul being an OB/GYN. We like to keep it uptown and classy.)

Ari Voukydis is a New York-based comedian.

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