Hey, put it on my Grimes. The new Walking Dead prepaid debit cards are billed as “an exciting way for fans to incorporate the series’ art into their daily lives,” but I think they’re probably best saved for special occasions, like when you want to join other zombie enthusiasts in an abandoned mall for a nice, leisurely stroll, or those times when you’re browsing brains and don’t want to pay for gray matter with a boring old MasterCard.

• Yeezus teases us.
• Les Mis’s Eddie Redmayne’s stocks are up. He’s currently in talks to play Stephen Hawking in Theory of Everything, but froggy is also a-courtin’ a role in Far From the Madding Crowd.
• Dubliners have tacked dresses onto Rihanna’s exposed breasts (chill, no nips), making her torso look like a cute cottage with curtains in the windows. Pies inside!
• Taking fashion inspiration from Roseanne’s Jackie.
• All hail Prisoner of the Ant People. I choo-choo choose you.
• Headline of the day: LOVELESS BODY IN POINTLESS MARRIAGE.
• Kickstarting hearts is so metal.
• I don’t care about Farrah Abraham’s fake breasts, but I do care about coffee being labeled as a drink for “amateurs and grandma.”
• Put a Bat in it, then see what it do.
• A couple of Toms (Hanks and Tykwer) are adapting Dave Eggers’s A Hologram for the King.
• Donald Trump has another Twitter fight, this time with Modern Family’s Danny Zuker. Guess who wins? Hint: It’s not the “idiotic, hateful little sh*tmonger.”
• An artist with interesting face implants is mad at Lady Gaga.
• Time to go back to lyrics school. Make sure you practice for your oral exams.
• Iron Man murders toddler’s innocence.