Posts by Chris Ryan
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44-Day Warning: Wes Welker’s Long, Luxurious, Flowing Hair
Take a long, hard look at Wes Welker in the above picture, posing with some random dude at the Kentucky Derby while wearing a really dashing Haberdashery by Jeremy Piven hat. Apparently, this is going to be one of the last shots of Welker with Jude Law–length locks. According to CSNNE.com, the New England wide […]
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Waka Flocka Walked Adrien Broner to the Ring on Saturday
Intro by 3030fm Adrien Broner defeated Vicente Escobedo on Saturday night, by TKO in the fifth round. But technically, he knocked everyone out on his walk up to the ring (don’t forget to tip your waitress, folks). The Cincy native was accompanied to the ring by Waka Flocka, to the lilting strains of the Atlanta […]
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Which Arsenal Player Enjoyed His Flight to Malaysia the Most?
Summertime, and the living for English Premier League clubs … well, it’s kind of a drag. They’re flying all over the once-green Earth, participating in lucrative summer tours of far-off lands. As I write this, Tottenham are in Los Angeles, Liverpool are somewhere between Canada and Boston, and Arsenal have just recently touched down in […]
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Steve Nash Is Making Movie-Trailer Parodies
Steve Nash has been making parodies of movie trailers. Seems like a fine way to spend your summer. There is one about Batman being fat … And there is another that is a parody of The Godfather, which consists of Nash eating a lot of grapes and “imitating” Brando (and by “imitating” I mean he’s […]
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Chris Paul and Tyson Chandler Play Weekend at Bernie’s With Carmelo Anthony
Even though Tyson Chandler and Chris Paul seem to be behind this dastardly deed, Kevin Love took the Instagram shot, and Kevin Durant re-tweeted the image to thousands of followers, I think we all know who is responsible here, don’t we?
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British Open Sweater Power Rankings
It’s cold up in Lancashire. Bring a sweater. Oh! I see you already did, golf pros. As de facto ruler of this blog, I say Tiger wins, because I’m into the off-white vibe with a flash of pink. But putting aside personal and sartorial preferences, I thought I should bring some experts into the fold […]
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Olympic Fever! Catch It! But Make Sure You Spell Olympics Right!
Jerri Peterson of Atlanta ran the Olympic torch through Derby, England. She was so excited by this act that she decided to commemorate the act with some permanent body art. Unfortunately, there is no spell-checker for tattoos. (Via the BBC and our own Mike Philbrick.)
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48-Day Warning: Walk-off Touchdowns
As the long, hot summer drags on, we here at The Triangle figured we’d provide a steady stream of NFL goodness as a reminder of the light at the end of the baseball-lined tunnel. There is a specific play in football that I hold dear to my heart: the visiting team walk-off touchdown. The sound […]
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This Melo and LeBron Photo Wins the Internet
Spotted by meme hunter Rafe Bartholomew over on yaboirich06‘s Instagram account. This is pretty perfect.
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Rankonia: The Triangle Power Rankings
1. Kobe Bryant: Alpha Male Let’s just sum up this guy’s week real quick: negged the President of the United States and the First Lady’s lack of comfort with public displays of affection and called David Stern’s proposal to have Team USA be made up of players age 23 and under “stupid.” Barack, Stern. Ether. […]