When JaVale McGee Insults Luther Vandross, We Draw the Line
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RT @javalemcgee34 NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR THIS LUTHER SONG AS INSPIRATION ON THIS TOURNAMENT MONTAGE! LOL
— JaVale McGee (@JaValeMcGee34) April 9, 2013
Oh, really, JaVale? What do the people want, then? A living, breathing Not Top 10 that retweets his retweet-starting tweets? Is that it?
Probably. Yeah, they most certainly want that over Luther Vandross. 100 percent. Or maybe you, Javale, singing the song. We remember when you rendered Adele irrelevant, so why not do the same to Luther Vandross?
Fool me on an adopted fake platypus, and I shrug it off. But there’s no insulting of Luther. Never. Not even jokingly. If for no other reason, because you were probably conceived to “If Only for One Night.”
How dare you.
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Rembert Browne is a staff writer for Grantland.
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