First of all, you have to click on this link to see the video. Very cool embed policy, MLB.com. Anyway. Take your time. Watch it a few times. I’ll wait.

I know the record indicates that Bryce Harper is probably not exactly a cool dude in real life, but I think we can all agree that this is pretty rad, right?

The Nats! Official team of The Triangle! (At least while they’re not completely terrible.) (And when they aren’t playing the Cardinals.) (Because, come on.)