Are You Pissed Off for Greatness?Michael Chang/Getty Images
Some of the Internet’s greatest gifts are the absurd hype videos that get posted on YouTube before any big sporting event. They are stupid and formulaic, full of cheesy music and highlights, and I will love them until the end of time.
With that in mind, there’s only one way to prepare for the national title game. Here are five samples from around the YouTube universe.
An FSU video set to the worst song in the entire world.
Stop it, Taiwanese animators. You’re not what we want right now.
The Tomahawk Chant will get you ready for battle.
You can never go wrong with knockoff Inception music.
Close the door, turn off the lights, and listen to Ray Lewis.
“Cause if you ain’t pissed off for greatness, that means you OK with being mediocre.” This is the new Triangle motto. This is the new tattoo across the side of my neck. This is 2,000,000 years of human experience boiled down to 15 words.
TOMORROW’S NOT PROMISED. WHAT WOULD YOU GIVE FOR TODAY?
The title game starts at eight. Let’s do this.