Posts by Sarah Larimer

  • Kent Bazemore

    The Year in “Holy S—!!!”

    It is the end of the year, which means it’s time for everyone to look back at what just happened. Remember, reflect. Or, in today’s case, rejoice at all the most surreal moments and humans we saw in sports in 2013. The sort of stuff for which the only appropriate reaction is to stand up […]

  • Will Smith, Alone, Watching Hockey

    Why won’t anyone at this Bruins-Canadiens game talk to Will Smith? Can’t they see that Will Smith is perhaps a little insecure about being at this sporting event by himself? What about you, guy in the red-and-blue shirt? Why aren’t you talking to Will Smith? Did Will Smith insult Canada? If so, isn’t Canada used […]

  • Grantland Halloween Costume Contest Winners REVEALED

    Great news, everyone! It’s Halloween, which means you have a solid excuse to get tanked on a Wednesday. How rad is this holiday? I can only remember one miserable Halloween experience — when a kid made me cry in preschool because he showed up in a very scary monster costume for which I clearly was […]

  • The Only Thing Grantland Fears Is Low Costume Contest Turnout (and Monsters)

    Hey guys. What did y’all do this Halloweekend? Egg your jerk neighbor? Good! He deserves it! Hand out king-size Snickers so every family on your block would know you’re the 1 percent of your small town? I’m rolling my eyes at you. TP your cross country coach’s house? I hope you didn’t twist an ankle, […]

  • Grantland’s Halloween Costume Contest Returns!

    Here is an abbreviated list of the reasons Grantland loves fall: Cowl-neck sweaters ALL PUMPKIN EVERYTHING Increased availability of fun sizes Brisk 72-degree temperatures across the greater Los Angeles area Halloween Halloween Halloween Halloween Halloween Halloween Halloween Halloween Halloween Halloween Halloween Halloween Halloween Halloween Halloween Halloween Halloween Halloween Halloween Halloween Halloween Halloween Halloween Halloween Halloween […]

  • Rankonia: The Triangle Power Rankings

    1. LeBron James: FEEL THE HEAT LeBron James! Champion of the NBA! Champion of the late-night talk show circuit! And now — champion of Rankonia! Congratulations, LeBron. I know this means a lot to you. Rankonia Pal Chris Ryan has this week’s top nomination: Here’s LeBron James doing the ceremonial David Letterman victory lap that […]

  • Watch the Miami Heat Celebrate Their NBA Championship in Most Miami Way Possible

  • Rankonia: The Triangle Power Rankings

    1. Jesus Navas: Making the Most of an Opportunity Jesus Navas gets the top spot this week, thanks to a nomination from Triangle editor Chris Ryan. Says Ryan: Really into this goal by Spain winger Jesus Navas against Croatia in Euro 2012. He goes FULL YOLO. Who cares if it’s an open net? He absolutely […]

  • Rankonia: The Triangle Power Rankings

    1. Brownish, Gingery Playoff Beards: Grow One Just look at these bros, says Rembert Browne! Specifically, look at their beards! Writes Rembert: The Los Angeles Kings won the Stanley Cup this week. After they won, they took off those helmet things and showed the world two things: (1) pure elation, and (2) brownish, gingery beards. […]

  • Rankonia: The Triangle Power Rankings

    1. Mario Balotelli: Role Model Rankonia Founding Father Chris Ryan is with you, Mario Balotelli, which means you get this week’s top spot. “This week, Manchester City and Italian striker Mario Balotelli made headlines by declaring, ‘I will not accept racism at all. It’s unacceptable. If someone throws a banana at me in the street, […]

Load More Results